Soo....not really been able to eat chocolate since I got pregnant, but I was running errands downtown last night and walked by the Godiva chololate counter downstairs at Ogilvy's, when it caught my eye.......the lovely, luscious peanut butter cup. The first time in nearly 4 months I have had an urge to eat chocolate....the sign next to it said $5, but hey, since I haven't had any in the past month, investing $5 in one cup would be ok, right? Plus, it's nearly Valentine's day: so I picked up 2 bags of chocolate, one with the peanut butter cup, the other with a bunch of other stuff for Matt for Valentine's Day. Got home, and at one point decided not to wait until tomorrow to eat it, so I left the 2 bags on the coffee table, went to get a glass of milk and then said, "do you think we can eat our treats tonight instead of waiting"? He had an odd look on his face and said, yes. So, I gave him his bag, and went to open mine.....which was EMPTY! He ATE the FIVE DOLLAR PEANUT BUTTER CUP when I went to get a glass of milk!!!!! Then had the nerve to say I was crazy for spending $5 on a piece of chocloate that tasted like a Reese's peanut butter cup anyway!!!!!!!
Lesson # 1: never buy $5 pieces of chocolate
Lesson # 2: NEVER leave treats unattended
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VINCENT: Did you just order a five-dollar shake?
MIA: Sure did.
VINCENT: A shake? Milk and ice cream?
MIA: Uh-huh.
VINCENT: It costs five dollars?
MIA: Yep.
VINCENT: You don't put bourbon in it or anything?
WAITOR: Nope.
VINCENT: Just checking.
VINCENT: Can I have a sip of that? I'd like to know what a five-dollar shake tastes like.
MIA: Be my guest. You can use my straw, I don't have kooties.
VINCENT: Yeah, but maybe I do.
MIA: Kooties I can handle.
VINCENT: Goddamn! That's a pretty fuckin' good milk shake.
MIA: Told ya.
VINCENT: I don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fuckin' good.
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