Party in the city where the heat is on

Our destination for the yearly voyage to the south is finalized...Bienvenido a Miami!

We will be flying in to Fort fuckin' Lauderdale (Point Break reference.."all I wanna know is how these guys could be robbin' Tarzana City National on August 2nd when they were in Fort fuckin' Lauderdale") on the 29th of March at night, an overnight at an airport hotel and then we pick up the lovely "Ford Mustang or equivalent" at the car rental counter and head down to the Florida Keys for 2 days (Jamaica/off the Florida Keys/there's a place called Kokomo.....did you know that I attended a Beach Boys concert in grade 5, and John Stamos was their drummer? It was pouring rain but me, Jill and Errol danced the day away wearing garbage bags anyway!).

I might even go a little crazy and order a non-virgin Margarita in Margaritaville (Key West)! Par-tay!!!

Then back to the "greater Miami area" where we trade in the "Ford Mustang or equivalent" for a "Ford Taurus or equivlent" (too expensive to keep the convertible for a week), and check in to the condo we rented on Hollywood Beach, just north of the city, for a week

Here's the condo: http://www.vrbo.com/32233

Hollywood, according to the guide book I purchased (Lonely Planet's "South Florida and the Keys") , is known for its Boardwalk, Trump tower and 'sunburned French Canadians'. I heard you can even buy "La Presse" newspaper there!